| Dear Yuletide Writer,
Hi! I love you. Thank you for volunteering for one of my crazy fandoms, and thank you in advance for the story you will write for me.
Below, I provide you with lots and lots of details because that's what I always hope to get, but if that's not your thing, just know that I am insanely squicked by animal and child harm or death, and go along your merry Yuletide way. We will meet again on December 25th! ( Optional details are optional. ) | comments: Leave a comment  |
| Dear Various FF.Net Star Trek Authors,
No love, Me. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | Goldeneye- Tina Turner | | Subject: | Seriously? | | Time: | 11:37 pm |
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| Specific Count Cain/Godchild author,
You got Riff's eye color wrong. That's sort of bothersome, but forgivable. It's not mentioned in the manga, and there are aren't many color pictures where it's clear. I only know that they're blue because I zoomed in on a cover scan. (I really wanted to know.) So, it's not really a big deal that you called them violet.
However. You described Cain's eyes as "bluish-gray."
No. Cain's eyes are not bluish-gray. They are gold-green. That's important. It's a plot point. I can understand why you might forget though. I mean, it's only mentioned several times each volume! And in pretty much every color picture of him. And in dozens of fanfic.
But that's not the worst part. That I might have been able to deal with. However, you have this author's note at the end:
before you start I'm well aware that their eye color is wrong. But at the moment when I was writing it, I didn't have a ref. picture and none of my friends could rember. I asked my friend who I wrote this for and she gave me the eye colors that I used.
Seriously? You knew that the colors were wrong... and you posted the story without correcting this? Why? And you don't need a reference pic to know the color of Cain's eyes. Just read the manga! Any volume will do. Or do a google search for Cain Hargreaves. You will find accurate pictures*. Trust me, I just checked. And why did you absolutely need to mention eye color in the first place? These details are rarely necessary unless they're a plot point. (Like Cain's eyes--Oh wait.)
I'm not sure which leaves me more baffled: that you got such a basic fact wrong, or that you knew you were wrong and left the mistake in.
*Admittedly, there is some variation. Some pictures have his eyes more green, while others are more gold. But never anything resembling bluish-gray. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| Title: A State of Being (In Five Steps, With Flowchart) Author: Aria Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski Rating: PG-13 Word Count: 2828 Summary: Ray always did things backwards with Fraser. Out of order, upside-down, hanging off rooftops, putting the sled before the Dief, all that good stuff. Ray Kowalski's guide to romantic relationships.
( A State of Being (In Five Steps, With Flowchart) ) | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Please do not alternate between using "ass" and "arse" to refer to the same thing. It's jarring and doesn't make much sense. It sort of creates the impression that your story contains a bottom and a donkey. And, moreover, people don't usually talk or write that way; they use one or the other. Can you please do the same? | comments: 12 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Summary: Two people meet. There's sparkage. You'll know who they are. Uh, no. No, I really won't. Because with a summary that crappy? I'm not reading.
I'm pretty sure Castiel doesn't do dates, but I'm gonna ignore that for right now. Good on the woman he asked on a date to have her hacker friend do a background check on her date. Not so good that the hacker friend gave Castiel a pass. Because Castiel does not have a paper trail. If the hacker found anything, it'd be attached to the name James Novak, and the difference in name (not to mention the missing persons report) should ping warning bells.
Rakshasas have appeared on SPN in precisely one ep, mostly as a clown. That doesn't mean they always appear as clowns. In fact, seeing as rakshasas originate on the Indian subcontinent and clowns, uh, don't, rakshasas who do appear as clowns are probably drastically outnumbered by those who don't.
Sam and Dean have encountered three werewolves. One pre-series, two in season two. Possibly more, but none since "Heart", and before "Heart", none since they were kids. Keep this in mind.
New rule for anyone wanting to mention vampires in SPNfic: watch "Dead Man's Blood". Important information about vampires appears in this episode. Namely that until the events of this episode, Sam and Dean thought vampires weren't real. | comments: 11 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Rant #1: Depending on whose calculations and assertions you believe, the total number of students at Hogwarts ranges anywhere from 280-1000. For the sake of making this particular idea even slightly plausible, let's assume the lower estimate is true. So, 280 total students means approximately 70 students per house. How then, dear author, is it possible for Snape (or any of the heads of houses, for that matter) to have a weekly, one hour long, individual meeting with each student in his house? Does he have a time turner, too? Even with the lowest estimate of students, he'd be meeting with students for ten hours each day, in addition to teaching, spying, potions work, and stalking the corridors with his robes billowing behind him. It just doesn't work. Small detail, but makes my brain go "huh?"
Rant #2: I can buy Snape falling in love. I can buy Snape falling in love fairly quickly. I can buy Snape saying "I love you" and meaning it (even if it has to be dragged forcibly from him). What I can't buy is Snape falling in love with a woman he's only known for two days, and then on day three pronouncing, in all seriousness, that she is now his life and that he loves her so much he can no longer live without her. Are we talking about the same Severus Snape, here? | comments: 17 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Time: | 11:11 pm | | Current Mood: | shocked |
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| AN: This actually took about 10 minutes, so forgive me if it's not too great.
I'm really don't think I need to embellish this, so instead I'll just throw my hands in the air and scream "WHY???" to the heavens.
Also: what kind of person really believes this is something they should admit to the general public? | comments: 28 comments or Leave a comment  |
| YMMV, but if you're going to write a story based on or inspired by or even starting with a theme, wouldn't it make sense to keep it going rather than toss it out there and than go off on something else?
For example: someone requests a kink like watersports and someone else merrily agrees to write it. That kink appears for two sentences, enough to get it done, and then it's never touched on again. Wasn't that kink one of the main points of the fic? Shouldn't it have a bit more screen-time than two sentences? That feels incredibly cheap to me.
Another example: you start writing how Character A has had homosexual sex and Character B hasn't. You make a point of saying that B is uncomfortable with the thought, going so far as refusing to speak of it even while you imply that Character B isn't totally opposed to it. You have still made it clear that it's an uncomfortable subject. Immediately after that, you jump on the gay sex between A and B. You just completely dropped your previous point. You could have had a very interesting running theme and given the characters more depth, and instead you just jumped straight past that point and to the sex. What was the point of bringing it up then?
Definitely YMMV, but if you're going to bother introducing the theme or writing something based on a theme, shouldn't you stick with the theme? In a longer work, there are multiple themes, true, and the focus on one in particular could be lost, but in a shorter fic? You couldn't hold it that long? | comments: 9 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Remus Lupin is not a feeble Wizard.
This is the man who, right after waking up, could non-verbally, without a wand, conjure a ball of flame, and then tell a Dementor to sod off. This is the only Order member save Dumbledore who was still standing at the Department of Mysteries. This is a spy and soldier who lived through the First War, and most of the Second.
He is not a damsel in distress. He does not need Sirius or anyone else to look out for him constantly. He is powerful, intelligent, and enduring. At the top of his game he is a force to be reckoned with.
Please stop forgetting or ignoring that. | comments: 32 comments or Leave a comment  |
| So yeah, a bit behind on my word count, but that's as it always is XD
20000 / 50000 words. 40% done!
But hey, it's getting there!
ETA: I'm caught up for today's wordcount!
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| Peace loving doesn't mean weak minded, physically weak or emotionally weak. It does not mean the person in question is an idiot. It doesn't even necessarily mean they are naive. It also doesn't mean they aren't willing to get into a physical altercation, or even start a war.
There are a lot of people who are damned ready to kill for peace. There are terrorists/freedom fighters ready to die for it, start wars for it, commit genocide for it. These people are dedicated, many strong willed, intelligent, logical (I.e. sociopaths) people. (Edit: I mean this in it's most extreme form, not in general)
Going the less crazy route, peaceful people include the Dali Lama and Ghandi, Karl Marx, Lenin*. They may have had wildly different views on how to attain it, but these people believed in peace, at least as an end result.
So next time you're writing a fic, please think about canon characterization before you write a peace loving character as any kind of weak.
*Edit2: As many people appear to be confused, here I'll clarify. I don't necessarily agree with his tctics, nor am I saying he wasn't nuts, I'm just saying that right or not, sane or not, he thought what he was doing was the way to go. | comments: 55 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Prose poetry class again tonight. Me, in a poetry class. Still makes me laugh. One of the seven signs of a personal apocalypse?
My first attempt: (Must be five sentences and in the style of Gary Young. I can count the sentences, but the style thing is a toss-up.)
In the morning the furnace roars up the center of the house, and the clicking igniter wakes the cats, who dutifully demand breakfast even before the sky brightens. The wind and the rain have stripped the color, stripped everything, from the trees, but by afternoon the sluggish sun pushes wind-tossed curls of leaf through balmy air. Spring green, Irish green, invades the garden beds in carpets of self-seeded arugula, kale, and chicory. The deer ignore this bounty in favor of the sweetly fattening apples and pears congregating under the shelter of the trees. The unforgiving snow will come, but we are given repeated, tenuous, second chances.
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| This is just a little thing but I've seen it enough times to get on my nerves.
In Torchwood canon, the Hub is big. Especially if you look on a map of Roald Dahl Plass - the tourist office entrance is right down by the water, while the main room is directly under the water tower at the other end of the Plass. Big.
We've never seen them in canon, but fanon seems to agree that the Hub has communal showers for when they get dirty and covered with goo etc on missions. Makes sense. So you have a big secret alien-fighting sci-fi super base under Cardiff with a fairly decent sized room of showers and a whole pile of alien and future technology that they adapt to help themselves out.
So why is it that every time two people get up to hijinks in the shower the hot water runs out after they're done? My hot water doesn't even run out that quickly*, and I live in a house, not a secret underground base. Somehow, I don't think Torchwood has a smaller hot water tank than I do.
*(and sometimes the hijinks are over pretty soon because the characters cannot control their lustful feelings)
tl;dr people are capable of leaving the shower without the hot water running out, kthx. | comments: 28 comments or Leave a comment  |
| I'm not too proud to admit I nearly snorted my coffee when I saw this clip the other night:
Sean Hannity Uses Glenn Beck's Protest Footage
Now, tonight they had a short piece on DR Update about it as well, taken from Jon's show. I was laughing so hard. Seriously, someone should tell Fox they're being laughed at pretty hard halfway around the world *eg*
edited because the embedded code screwed up XD
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| I know you mean well, but when you say Sai has onix eyes...
( pic. )
I will always think of this. No exceptions.
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